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07 September 2008
what is a ska-bivore?!
this and all articles are provided by terran consortium, an ipf interplanetary federation, entertainment conglomerate currently investigating earth's various entertainment modules. the actual author is skaboi-j, terran consortium ceo and earth liaison. please check out 'images' for a photo of this consortium sr. officer.
a ska-bivore is a sentient being (specific classification is mammal) that ingests massive amounts of ska music along with a dietary regimen of veggies, fruits, grains, juices and junk food. however, they have been known to include blues, reggae, rap, punk and even jazz as nutritional supplements.
to date there have only been a few sightings of this particular species. off-world investigators originally confused rude-boys/rude-girls with ska-bivores but in-depth studies concluded that the many of the former are known to eat meat and are often involved in lunatic behavior. ska-bivores tend to be loners. it should be noted that they are capable of erratic, anti-social behavior as well. perhaps this distinction needs further clarification ... ska-bivores are often content to by-pass live ska shows, often preferring to eat their plates of music in private, dancing and lip-synching before imaginary crowds. ska-bivores are content to share themselves in anonymous, non-corporeal realms such as web-sites and pod casts. (see www.skaboi-j.mevio.com for details) ska-bivores are content with their lack of a sense of fashion (no pork-pies, buttons or other paraphernelia). they are content with one-person membership organizations. clearly, solitude is a tell-tale marking of this species.
for further information or research into known ska-bivores in the web, the reader is encouraged to check out the web site(s) mentioned in the article and to check this site for further updates.
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